On the first day of Christmas my partner sent to me:

A Golden Retriever puppy

On the second day of Christmas my partner sent to me:

Two portaledges
And a Golden Retriever puppy

On the third day of Christmas my partner sent to me:

Three rope bags
Two portaledges
And a Golden Retriever puppy

On the fourth day of Christmas my partner sent to me:

Four ATCs
Three rope bags
Two portal edges
A Golden Retriever puppy

On the fifth day of Christmas my partner sent to me:

Five pounds of chalk
Four ATCs
Three rope bags
Two portaledges
And a Golden Retriever puppy

On the sixth day of Christmas my partner sent to me:

Six number sevens
Five pounds of chalk
Four ATCs
Three rope bags
Two portaledges
And a Golden Retriever puppy

On the seventh day of Christmas my partner sent to me:

Seven mondo crash pads
Six number sevens
Five pounds of chalk
Four ATCs
Three rope bags
Two portaledges
And a Golden Retriever puppy

On the eighth day of Christmas my partner sent to me:

Eight angle pitons
Seven mondo crash pads
Six number sevens
Five pounds of chalk
Four ATCs
Three rope bags
Two portaledges
And a Golden Retriever puppy

On the ninth day of Christmas my partner sent to me:

Nine locking biners
Eight angle pitons
Seven mondo crash pads
Six number sevens
Five pounds of chalk
Four ATCs
Three rope bags
Two portaledges
And a Golden Retriever puppy

On the tenth day of Christmas my partner sent to me:

Ten packs of quickdraws
Nine locking biners
Eight angle pitons
Seven mondo crash pads
Six number sevens
Five pounds of chalk
Four ATCs
Three rope bags
Two portaledges
And a Golden Retriever puppy

On the eleventh day of Christmas my partner sent to me:

Eleven bamboo brushes
Ten packs of quickdraws
Nine locking biners
Eight angle pitons
Seven mondo crash pads
Six number sevens
Five pounds of chalk
Four ATCs
Three rope bags
Two portaledges
And a Golden Retriever puppy

On the twelfth day of Christmas my partner sent to me:

Twelve dynamic ropes
Eleven bamboo brushes
Ten packs of quickdraws
Nine locking biners
Eight angle pitons
Seven mondo crash pads
Six number sevens
Five pounds of chalk
Four ATCs
Three rope bags
Two portaledges
And a Golden Retriever puppy!

Merry Christmas and Happy Climbing!

Originally published December 24, 2014, on coffeetapeibuprofenclimb.blogspot.com.