‘I love peanut butter on everything.’ And what I really mean by that is ‘I love peanut butter on everything except’: Tuna Fish — no PB and T sandwiches for this kid pleez Green bean casserole Green beans in general Lasagna Ravioli Chicken Parm Really anything involving marinara sauce Broccoli Creamed Corn Fried eggs Scrambled…
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10 Things I’ve Said About “Your Mother”
1. I’m working Your Mother. 2. If you climb her right, she’s 5.8 slab jugs. 3. I got a new high point on Your Mother. 4. I can make all the moves on Your Mother. 5. Gotta love taking whips on Your Mother. 6. One cannot simply follow Your Mother. 7. Want to do a quick morning…
Bouldering: A Pie Chart
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Climbing Classes Coming Soon to a Gym Near You
Climbing gyms have exploded across the country, as have their class offerings. Enjoy these brand new classes, coming soon to a gym near you: How to not look like a gumby 101: Avoid looking like a clueless new climber with helpful climbing gym etiquette tips such as when to wear your climbing shoes (when actively climbing)…
Eleven Facts About Raincoats
Raincoats are rarely 100% effective during precipitation events. Somehow water defies gravity and drips upward into the sleeves. Raincoats are more effective windbreakers than they are water repellers. In the event of a rainstorm, raincoats are most effective when worn underneath an umbrella to prevent them, and you, from getting wet. In this case, they’re simply…
Coffee. Tape. Climb. 