1. I’m working Your Mother.
2. If you climb her right, she’s 5.8 slab jugs.
3. I got a new high point on Your Mother.
4. I can make all the moves on Your Mother.
5. Gotta love taking whips on Your Mother.
6. One cannot simply follow Your Mother.
7. Want to do a quick morning session on Your Mother?
8. Or run laps on Your Mother for fitness?
9. I warm up on Your Mother.
10. Can you tell I’m obsessed with Your Mother?

Photo of Bruce Hamlin post whipping on “Your Mother” by Max Manson.